{"id":51,"date":"2005-04-19T08:41:01","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T15:41:01","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-04-19T10:15:37","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T17:15:37","slug":"federal-offense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/19\/federal-offense\/","title":{"rendered":"Federal offense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Picture(85).jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/user_files\/Image\/email\/2005-04-19-08-41-01-1851.jpg\" width=\"400\"\/><\/p>\n<p>This is a sign posted in the cafeteria at the VA Hospital where I&#8217;m currently working.&nbsp; Better not steal those napkins and ketchup packets!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a sign posted in the cafeteria at the VA Hospital where I&#8217;m currently working.&nbsp; Better not steal those napkins and ketchup packets!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mobile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}