{"id":259,"date":"2007-09-06T20:00:18","date_gmt":"2007-09-07T03:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/?p=259"},"modified":"2007-11-04T10:17:44","modified_gmt":"2007-11-04T17:17:44","slug":"pez-people-in-the-house-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/06\/pez-people-in-the-house-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Pez People in the House!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I earned a &#8220;Hello Kitty&#8221; pez dispenser at work today. How does one go about earning such a thing you may ask? One simply performs a lumbar puncture that produces pristine looking spinal fluid, that, when the lab reports back, has only a single red blood cell. That&#8217;s how.<br \/>\nA near-champagne tap, near enough to earn me a prize. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><!--Mime Type of File is image\/jpeg --><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-photos\/20070906-200018-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-photos\/thumb.20070906-200018-2.jpg\" alt=\"photo.jpg\" \/><\/a>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I earned a &#8220;Hello Kitty&#8221; pez dispenser at work today. How does one go about earning such a thing you may ask? One simply performs a lumbar puncture that produces pristine looking spinal fluid, that, when the lab reports back, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/06\/pez-people-in-the-house-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-mobile","category-residency"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}