{"id":132,"date":"2005-11-11T19:21:29","date_gmt":"2005-11-12T02:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/?p=132"},"modified":"2005-11-11T19:21:29","modified_gmt":"2005-11-12T02:21:29","slug":"smelly-alley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/11\/smelly-alley\/","title":{"rendered":"Smelly Alley"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think someone set a can of dog poo on fire in my alley.<\/p>\n

Yes, I said a can of dog poo.<\/p>\n

I got home a little bit ago and parked in the back parking spots, and as I was maneuvering into my spot i saw what looked like an old coffee can with flames coming out the top sitting across the alley and a couple houses down.  When I opened my car door the unplesant odor of dog poo filled the air.  I can only guess the dog poo was the fuel for those flames, since the smell wafted through my yard and up into the stairwell since one of the outside doors was standing open.<\/p>\n

Now I’m inside and everything smells fine in here.<\/p>\n

Crazy dog poo burning people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think someone set a can of dog poo on fire in my alley. Yes, I said a can of dog poo. I got home a little bit ago and parked in the back parking spots, and as I was … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jillcook.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}